If you try to download WhatsApp on an unsupported device, you will receive a message that your device is not supported and you will not be able to download WhatsApp. We currently do not support tablets or Wi-Fi only devices, and do not plan to do so in the foreseeable future.

# https://www.whatsapp.com/faq/en/general/20951556

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